Friday, March 5, 2010

How my slimming session went....

I have to go through 2 treatments per session

First is the "hot blanket", where one will be wrap in a blanket with heater for 35min. You will sweat, burn fat and detoxify.

I would prefer calling it "char siew" making, it is like wrapping PEKY PIG to roast for perfection. It is where you will shout to the boss and say "boss kasi setengah masak (medium rare)"!



Jokes aside, the session is really torturing!!!
Not only you have to endure the massive heat for full 35mins, but you arent allow to move a single inch!! Sweat (in my case fat oil) dripping like hell in face, body, leg... and to make matter worst, suddenly I start craving for "char siew" rice.... *hungry*

Next is the "G5", basically a 10min treatment to shake lose fat by pressing a vibrator device onto my stomach. Man it is like kena tumbuk by Mike Tyson for few thousand times...


OMG... and I thought slimming session is the lazy way to lose weight!!
For this period, these will be my breakfast and dinner to get the most out of the program. Bye bye hokkien mee, KFC, McD, Pizza.... I will miss you all :(

12 comments:

  1. aiya, jz abt to ask u wan mcD lunch or not :P

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  2. No, I wan kampachi for lunch treat!! :D

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  3. Excuse me..kampaci ur head. U can have the wasabi la. Looks like you shouldn't have paid so much for the slimming session lo. I could have helped u. Lock u in my room with no AC or fan...guarantee sweat like mad. Then, i can do the tumbukking and the sitting on ur tummy. Lovitt!! I would also add on the pinching service! :D No need to thank me. Tomorrow pls be on time for your 1st session!! :D

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  4. Agree with Pig, especially the first few statement :) - "Excuse me..kampaci ur head. U can have the wasabi la."

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  5. people say sushi is healthier than McD mah... So so i mah think why not eat more?? Buffet should be the closest option... :P

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  6. Just popping by. The hot blanket is not that bad. Wait till they strip u, wrap u in cling wraps and throw u in the air cond room. That's real torture, worse if they rub chili (heat) cream on ur body and u cant wash it away until 5 hours later.

    Sigh slimming is full of suffering yet I placed so much hope in it.

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  7. After all that torture and you still want to eat siew bak??? No more siew bak for you!

    BTW, surprised to see your comment here Nathalie. ;)

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  8. Nathaliez - OMG that is really tortoring!! *gulp* and they say treament is easy... :(

    Mindy - You know, if you been surpressed the feeling for long time, you would even miss the thing more.... same case for my siew bak, my McD, my KFC.... list goes on

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  9. Nathaliez - please do share some tips and advice with me. I am still walking a thin line here...

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  10. Yea, I understand. In fact some of the dieting experts say never refrain yourself from eating your favourite food. instead eat it as a reward though less frequently and in appropriate portions. :)

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  11. Hi,

    Very nice sex toys, lol.

    Are they from your personnal collection ? :)

    I like the little yellow duck.

    Enjoy ;)

    Alex :)

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  12. haha... I like the yellow duckiling too! :P

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